I met the guy of my dreams and we wanted to have unprotected sex.  So we did the responsible thing together.  For some reason I didn't get my results back for three months, while it only took him two weeks.  He was clean.  We were waiting for my results and I started to stress about the possibilities.  He comforted me saying that if anything went wrong we would go to counseling together and it wouldn't change the way he felt.  It turned out that I had HSV2 and HPV!  Two days later he determined that we were incompatible and he was emotionally exhausted.  ...Bastard